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I was not fooled. Were you?

Big day for the Cardinals

Lots of dudes at CVS last night preparing to disappoint their ladies this morning

Super Bowl Snacks

Random Fact: I’ve always wanted this snack helmet but I absolutely refuse to spend more than 50 cents on it.

FUNDRAISING: A Big Bottle Of Rum *Really only $17.98*

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Everyone hits me up for their Kickstarters, etc and here’s mine. I want to buy a bottle of Bacardi Superior White rum, the big one, over at BevMo. Here’s how you can help. Act now.

http://www.indiegogo.com/BigBottleOfRum

Streetsweeper guy, possibly earning up to 20c/gallon with Ralphs Rewards card. (Los Angeles, 2013)

Oh, yeah, big mouth? I know how to deal with big mouths like you. Go see how that story ends. Kim Jong-un, one more out of you and you’re on my list, buddy. I will start posting empty threats and lose exactly one follower each time. Try me.

Dear Manti Te’o

Hi, Manti. My name is Kali. I’m soooo sorry about your week. I read all about your problems and stuff. That must be really hard. I just wanted to let you know that I’m here for you. (And I think ur hawt LOL!) Since your single now, maybe we could talk online? I love sports. I’m on twitter @briancooperman. Anyways, right back soon because we never know when we might get sick and slowly die, ok?

To show you what I look like, here’s a picture of me above a subway grate. Do you like me?

Love, ♥♥Kali♥♥

John Rocker: The Holocaust Wouldn’t Have Happened If The Jews Had Guns
DEADSPIN | JANUARY 15, 2013
http://pulse.me/s/hn5UU

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Up until now, I have always agreed with John Rocker 100% but I see a flaw in his logic today. Hey, Rocker. The Germans had bunches and bunches of guns and we still kicked the shit out of them!

Ha, I finally put the History degree to good use outside a Trivial Pursuit game.

I want you! I need you! I love you!

When Jon Landau was a music critic in the early 70’s, he famously wrote of his first Bruce Springsteen show, “I saw my rock and roll past flash before my eyes. I saw something else: I saw rock and roll’s future and its name is Bruce Springsteen.”

Well, 80 years later, I have seen the future (from today) of everything else. It’s from 2010 but never you mind that. I present to you AKB48, all 91 of them.

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