I was not fooled. Were you?
Random Fact: I’ve always wanted this snack helmet but I absolutely refuse to spend more than 50 cents on it.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: Everyone hits me up for their Kickstarters, etc and here’s mine. I want to buy a bottle of Bacardi Superior White rum, the big one, over at BevMo. Here’s how you can help. Act now.
Streetsweeper guy, possibly earning up to 20c/gallon with Ralphs Rewards card. (Los Angeles, 2013)
Oh, yeah, big mouth? I know how to deal with big mouths like you. Go see how that story ends. Kim Jong-un, one more out of you and you’re on my list, buddy. I will start posting empty threats and lose exactly one follower each time. Try me.
Hi, Manti. My name is Kali. I’m soooo sorry about your week. I read all about your problems and stuff. That must be really hard. I just wanted to let you know that I’m here for you. (And I think ur hawt LOL!) Since your single now, maybe we could talk online? I love sports. I’m on twitter @briancooperman. Anyways, right back soon because we never know when we might get sick and slowly die, ok?
To show you what I look like, here’s a picture of me above a subway grate. Do you like me?
John Rocker: The Holocaust Wouldn’t Have Happened If The Jews Had Guns
DEADSPIN | JANUARY 15, 2013
Up until now, I have always agreed with John Rocker 100% but I see a flaw in his logic today. Hey, Rocker. The Germans had bunches and bunches of guns and we still kicked the shit out of them!
Ha, I finally put the History degree to good use outside a Trivial Pursuit game.
When Jon Landau was a music critic in the early 70’s, he famously wrote of his first Bruce Springsteen show, “I saw my rock and roll past flash before my eyes. I saw something else: I saw rock and roll’s future and its name is Bruce Springsteen.”
Well, 80 years later, I have seen the future (from today) of everything else. It’s from 2010 but never you mind that. I present to you AKB48, all 91 of them.
Still missing but many reported sightings in the area. Please keep an eye peeled for Tesla.
ATTENTION LA (And especially Sliverlake/Los Feliz):
This wonderful poodle named Tesla has gone missing. Last seen around the corner of Rowena and Hyperion this afternoon. She is very nice, so no need to be afraid. If you see her, please call 203-521-3771.
Reposting this for my friend Alex. Please share and keep your eyes open. Thanks!